I suspect on these pages I’ve written about Hadrian’s Wall before but it’s still topical, not least because it’s a wonderful and intriguing piece of our British history and the fact that it offers a wonderful route across the north of England with delightful scenery and antiquity.

I first got interested in the area in 2020 when Anna and I took a short break up at Hexham and ventured onto the wall for a bit of a walk. Anna remembers it will as she slipped on the mud, that comprised the path, and sat in her coat in a soggy puddle! It was touch and go as to whether I would allow her into the car.

Later that year I ventured back up in the Morgan to investigate the Vindolanda Fort, the site of a world class museum that was one of the first locations in the UK where archaeology discovered the written word. Frankly, I was blown away by this Fort and the stories and histories it divulged. If you’ve not been then what’s wrong with you?
From here my visits were about taking holidaymakers there as a guide, whether walking or cycling. One of the delights that never failed to draw literal sighs of pleasure was Sycamore Gap. Here where the wall dips down between two cliffs a glorious and iconic tree stood. Sadly we know that the tree was felled for no good reason by two vandals who will find out their sentence in July. Let’s hope it reflects this awful act.

Stretching back nearly as long ago as the building of this 84 mile long barrier was my friendship with John. Fortunately John, judging by the look of him, has fared better than the Wall over the 60 years we have known each other. We met at Ashville College, Harrogate in 1966. We were both very young boarders at Ashville’s preparatory school, New College. John moved south at 16 and stayed down that way (poor soul, I know.) Our contact has been intermittent but includes the honour of being his Best Man at his marriage to Pip.

So when John contacted me about his own idea to cycle Hadrian’s Wall I invited myself onto the ride! He never objected. Using my knowledge of the ride, the sightseeing and possible accommodation solutions we agreed a date and I got down to booking hotels and trains. John’s worries weren’t about my itinerary but how much fitter I’d be cycling after my well documented adventures. As it turned out John did quite a bit of training in the hilly areas of Hampshire and turned up fit. He actually turned out to be quite an athlete and got round well with no hitches or stress. So leaving the house we cycled to York Railway station and embarked on the straightforward trundle to Carlisle.

The only problem arose in arriving in Newcastle and finding the platform for the Carlisle train that was so tight for time that a coffee couldn’t be procured. However in Carlisle we girded our loins to cycle west to the ‘start’. This was at Bowness-on-Solway. Here the Wall was originally earth and timber and had disappeared several centuries ago. However before that we popped into Carlisle Cathedral. This magnificent building has quite a history with lots of graphics as well as impressive vistas.

Around the church we found a custard cream.

These little metal biscuits have QR codes with them that if scanned open up web pages giving you the history of the monument, building, sight or whatever they’re sited next to. Why a custard cream I hear you all ask? Well, McVitie’s and Carr are located in the centre of the town where one of their iconic products is this biscuit. Did you know 65 million are made here per year?

Frankly, yet unsurprisingly, I got a little excited by this because this biscuit is made even more supreme by covering it in thick milk chocolate. I felt compelled to share this vital information with strangers. So I did to a very kind elderly lady volunteer in the Cathedral who heard me out. She no doubt thought that this idiot, in hi viz cycling lycra, would shortly be gone and so adopted Plan A: smile sweetly. I felt that after this revelation we should pop back to M&S Food where these treasures appeared from and buy her a packet. The look on her face, on receipt, said ‘idiot, but with biscuits’.
Anyway after all this there was the small matter of turning the pedals to get to the start in Bowness. It was flat all the way and keeping the estuary to our left we ate up the 13 miles to find the formal start.


Catriona took the photo. She was a middle aged hiker with a slightly furrowed brow who was walking alone and planned to start the Wall tomorrow. It did strike me as we chatted that this may be something of a retreat for her as she strode off heading east the next day; no doubt seeking exercise, history and possibly inspiration. The walk is a lot more ‘true’ to the old Wall location than the cycle route where we dodge around it on local roads but we would meet walkers from time to time. Anyway it was a sandwich in Bowness and then back to Carlisle. Also we additionally fuelled for our journey with another chocolate coated custard cream. They’re addictive.









