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About tonyives

A Yorkshireman of a certain age who likes most genres of music and most makes of old car. Travel is a joy, not least to escape the British winter. Travel by bicycle is bliss and if I’m not lost in music then I’m lost in a daydream about a hot day, tens of miles to cover and the promise of a great campsite and a beer. I like to think I’m always learning and becoming wiser. However, on the latter point evidence is in short supply.

NW USA and Canada – Motoring to the end

It wasn’t far from Olympia to Tacoma and my navigator, finance director and social secretary decided we should ‘do’ animals. As you’ll have read then whale spotting proved a disappointment and apart from one spectacular close walk past by a fully grown male bison in Yellowstone in 2022 they have also proved quite illusive. So with low expectations we drove to the Northwest Trek Wildlife Park south of Tacoma. Well, frankly it was amazing! More bison than you can shake a stick at, should you want to wave wood, and then there were mountain goats, exotic sheep, bob cats, cougars, grizzly bears, owls, American Bald Eagles and my favourites, racoons. It was a zoo environment bar the drive around a reserve to see the animals they allowed to roam. These were all native animals to the North West.

Young Rocky
Mountain goat, not high on a hill
Spot the deer
Now both retired from the Muppets
Grizzlies
Bison express
Calf with females
Canada Lynx

As a travelogue I have to mention that when I first visited the USA in 1978 the cost of living seemed much lower and as a tourist over the years it has always had affordable accommodation, restaurants and generally cheaper prices in the shops. Little or nothing is a bargain now. The USA is expensive, by comparison, for a European. The average salary in the USA is c40% higher than the UK and may explain how Americans cover this. That percentage needs some analysis as it covers so many job levels from a Chief Executive to a more humble position making an average possibly less than revealing.

Hotel Housekeeper gratuity opportunity

The minimum wage is very similar to the UK at just over £12 or $15 (Oregon). Added to these minimums are often realities of difficult recruitment and they can be nudged upwards. Whilst the tax burden is lower in the USA then in the UK health care is free at the point of delivery. In the USA it ordinarily isn’t and is something that low paid workers have to pay for. As a consequence tipping is now probably more important to low paid workers in the USA. If you buy a meal, in say Oregon, then you have to factor, over the listed price, the 10% sales tax and then the tip.

Anna and I have always tipped, wherever we are in the UK or world and 10% seemed fair enough. n the USA when the bill comes you can tip what you like but 20% seems the standard. For one meal this came to $50 for a person who frankly took the order, seemed personable and topped up our water. In hotels you now can tip the housekeeper who cleaned your room and made up the bed but you never see. My favourite is buying coffee at a counter; the card machine offers you the option to tip up to 25% for a team that passes notes to each other and works a machine and probably spells your name wrong on the cup! I should add that as a tour guide with American guests I benefitted from this largesse.

All of which suggest Americans should be pouring into Europe for their vacations, it’s so cheap!

In Tacoma we caught a short ferry to Vashon Island. We were keen to see island life and it coincided with their annual Strawberry Parade organised by their Chamber of Commerce.

Moving down a packed high street were elderly tractors, fire service trucks, teenage basketball teams, amateur dramatic groups, pet care volunteers, beekeepers and other heartening community groups. This merriment included marching bands and copious sweets/candy being liberally distributed/thrown to the many children captivated by this stream of colour, dance and noise.

What I didn’t expect was a group of activists wearing ‘Fuck Trump’ T-shirts and dancing ‘insects’ in front of an inflatable deranged Donald Trump. Now, like most folk I will look forward to his departure, in fact I know a few Brits who won’t travel to the USA whilst he’s still the President. I think his chaotic and emotional behaviour and mistakes outweigh anything positive he’s brought to the second term of his Presidency. Not least the extra £1,000 I had to fork out to get back from Australia due to his unwinnable war with Iran that cancelled my original flight and detoured me via Los Angeles to get home. Then don’t get me started on Ukraine and the unforgivable red carpet welcome for Putin in Alaska. Yes, there’s more, it’s a long sad list.

However, how were this group allowed to parade? I could never have the self confidence to be so overt in my politics and be so publicly partisan believing everyone thought I was right. What has America come to that this constitutes normal? In the UK we have divisions but at a parade if there was a float that had an inflatable politician and attendant marchers wearing ‘Fuck Farage/ Starmer/ Burnham’ we’d surely have lost the plot?

On our last day we were ready for home but had a day to spend first. Fortunately there was a car museum a matter of half a mile from our apartment. ‘Died and gone to Heaven’ comes to mind.

It was a large collection on three floors and most classic American cars and many foreign ones were exhibited. The attached history about the cars was excellent: informative and complete.

This brought me on to something that is evident as you drive around. The traditional American brands of Ford, Chevrolet, Buick, Dodge, Chrysler, Pontiac et al seems to have disappeared or become as rare as hen’s teeth as regards saloons/sedans. They still can be seen as pick-ups and some SUV’s. The market is now supplied by Toyota, Nissan, Kia, Hyundai, Honda, Acura et al. I well remember the green Chrysler Volare my father rented on my first visit to the USA.

A consolation is the fact that these cars are built in the USA. The economies of scale that these foreign owned companies can achieve with their global sales means they can hit and live with prices that US manufacturers can’t.

In the UK our traditional, including European brands are in retreat to the same Far East manufacturers. Some manufacture in Europe, not all. Chinese EV’s are now seemingly flooding into the UK with low prices subsidised by the Chinese government. The sale of these cars, at giveaway prices, can only be viewed as an attempt to damage European manufacturers permanently. The US imposes a 100% on Chinese EV’s.

Our rental car had to be returned with a full tank and so we drove back to the airport sedately and thereafter sat in the lounge until called to board. British Airways improved on their earlier performance of not delivering four bags when we arrived in Seattle. This time, at Manchester, they delivered one! The next day the other three bags were delivered to York. If BA want a clue as to how improve profitability it might start with reducing their courier bills by loading bags onto aircraft.

So what a mixture of relatives, friends, hospitality, landscapes, bison, automobiles, aircraft, whales (sort of), fine dining and learning. Thank you for your company.

NW America & Canada – Absolutely Capital!

Leaving Astoria we crossed the bridge into Washington state and headed for Cape Disappointment. Seriously! The mouth of the Columbia river’s other bank (opposite Astoria) was so christened in 1788 by English sea captain, John Meares, as he mistook this large expanse of water for a bay rather than a river entrance. 

I love this type of open and deserted landscape

All of a sudden we were into a heavily wooded tranquil area. It was sparse on people and traffic. Strolling to the beach we chatted with leisure fishermen who, with their permits, were hoping to catch some salmon, steelheads (trout) and other rock fish. Fishing has long been a mystery sport/attraction to me and being sat in cool overcast conditions on a rock was still unattractive but the seals bobbing up and down in the sea did make the prospect of several hours hoping and praying for a bite less miserable. We drove on.

Our arrival at a hotel in the early afternoon was timely to watch England vs Argentina play their Semi Final in the World Cup. Suffice to say England simply returned the football to the Argentinian team for around 40 minutes until they scored two goals. It was a holiday low, however, as always there was something ahead to look forward to.

Olympia is the state capital of Washington. Washington became the 42nd state in the Union in 1889, which seems just like yesterday to us Brits! It had previous existed as a ‘territory’ of Oregon. We had a brief tour of the capitol legislative building. Despite the grand exterior you’re left with a fairly gloomy impression inside due to all the grey and white marble they hewed in Alaska and then clad virtually any wall including the toilets. Tiffany & Co (the Audrey Hepburn one) provided all the light fittings (400!) of from chunky lights on the stairways to the chandeliers including one that weighs over 4.5 tonnes. The Tiffany sales rep will have made a remarkable commission on selling all that.

Large and grey!

The building was completed in 1926. The population of the state now is less than 9 million and just under 4 million of the population live in the greater Seattle area. Given the Left leaning nature of large cities then the Right leaning farmers in the east of the state will, probably, never hold sway in terms of politically running the state ever again. One guide said the farmers in the east of the state were agitating to break away from Washington and form their own state!

Downtown had a relaxed ambience and that’s helped by cannabis outlets. Recreational sale is now legal in 24 US states and so possibly only of note to a Brit rather than your average American. A quick Google says there are problems with this liberalisation eg. wider health issues, car accidents (whilst under the influence) and the high tax attached to it still encourages an illegal market. A positive is the need to enforce the previous prohibition laws have stopped and education programmes have reduced. This was a considerable cost and, no doubt, enforcement was a losing project that increasingly looked hopeless. Sadly, I’m still not comfortable with this legalisation but nothing is more useless than an unenforceable law. 

Whilst strolling through the Downtown, Anna pointed out, rather helpfully, a record store. She has no interest and will hover outside the establishment waiting for me to emerge. On my holidays finding some vinyl or CDs is always a great activity: this trip has been no exception with a few investments at various places. I’m always interested in a few specific albums or a genre when I enter a store. At this second hand store I strolled in and unbelievably found something I was looking for, not a popular or recent release, as the third record I flicked through. 

He of Derek & The Dominoes

Another pursuit throughout our time here has been a quality coffee shop. Olympia didn’t disappoint. However, I do like to imbibe in peace. I admit to being grumpy and old but maybe having a little British reserve is also true. Not for the first time on this trip I listened, involuntarily, to a woman blathering on to an unwitting friend about her life and upcoming foreign trip. Her loud volume revealed no sensitivity to the rest of the cafe or, frankly, how dreary she was. In this situation one person always does the talking seldom stopping to breathe before their next stream of consciousness is delivered. Opposite this vacuous oracle sat their captive listener, unsurprisingly, starting to slump into a stupor. Eventually, as there must be a God, they both stood to go and her immortal words of ‘we must meet up on my return for a debrief’ must have struck terror into her companion, it did me. I felt like putting a consoling arm around her with the advice to enjoy her absence or maybe, even better, relocate to another town.

I’ll miss this

NW America & Canada – Pioneering

It was a drive through forests and down very windy roads when we left Bend, Oregon to reach Newport. We’d really enjoyed the state so far. Anna had booked an apartment there that looked out onto a marina.

Harbour view

An immediate pleasure was a fall in temperature by at least 10°C. As much as we loved the heat then things were more to our liking at 18°C and ironically cooler than Blighty at this point in time. Newport sits on a busy coastal highway that runs along the coast but toward the beach we found free parking (or maybe the car rental company will be receiving a parking fine?) and on arrival we found a bar to watch England vs Norway in the World Cup.

In the bar there were some noisy Americans cheering on the Norwegians. I have to say it does stick in my craw that folk who have, probably, no demonstrable link to a team are whooping away at their every move. It didn’t help that Norway were playing so much better than England and looked like scoring with every attack. We’d been identified as England fans and given their unseemly delight at our misery if they scored we left with 10 minutes of normal time to play to check in to our apartment. Later when England had won I was sorry not to be back in the bar!

The beach was big, wide and deserted. Next day a three mile stroll was bracing in the breezy morning air but enjoyable. 

After coffee I have to admit not a lot more happened that day as we did, for the first time on the trip, do nothing but flop. After two nights it was a drive north first stopping at a recommendation of Bob’s: Yaquina Head Lighthouse. 

Hurry now whilst stocks last…

On the beach beneath the lighthouse, commissioned in 1873, we saw many eagles, herons, cormorants and starfish. There were also many people staring out to sea hoping to sea grey whales. My whale sighting days were long over!

From here we stopped at Cannon Beach before getting to Astoria.

Astoria had two important associations in my mind. The first was that it was close to the eventual destination of the Lewis and Clark led expedition from the east of the North American continent to find the Pacific Ocean in the very early 1800s. A path that no Europeans had made up until that point. Secondly, it was where the Trans America Bicycle Trail finished (or started) if you were cycling across the country. In 2014 I rode most of this trail but turned off it in Colorado to head for San Francisco, most continued to Astoria. 

Frankly, a quick saunter around the town confirmed it was rundown. To paraphrase the bluesman Albert King – ‘If it wasn’t for bad luck / You know, it wouldn’t have no luck at all.’ Battered housing, odd shops, not part of chains or looking remotely prosperous that seem to sell little or second hand goods and must be on peppercorn rents. They had a feel that suggested it wasn’t getting gentrified any time soon. We had two nights here.

How long before this fell over!
Homeless tents

However, the next day we certainly extracted the best of what was here. We made a pilgrimage to the Lewis & Clark National Park. President Thomas Jefferson in 1803 wanted an expedition to go from the east of the country to the Pacific Ocean. It was only in 1803 that the USA had acquired, from Napoleon Bonaparte the western half of the USA in the ‘Louisiana Purchase’ for c$15m. History says Jefferson visited Paris to buy New Orleans but got more than he expected! The Spanish still controlled, at that time, what we know as the south west of the USA. 

The visitor centre

Largely everything west of Missouri was unknown to the European immigrants. So, army officers, Lewis and Clark led this expedition across the company sticking to rivers that eventually crossed the continent. Of course the country was occupied by many First Nation tribes. The expedition moved by floating/navigating along the rivers. It wasn’t easy when it included rapids, waterfalls and any other obstacle that necessitated the party to work around carrying several tons of equipment and provisions. However after 18 months they got from St Louis, MO to Astoria, OR. It was an epic journey of innumerable challenges and discovery.

A statue with Lewis, Clark and a local Clatsop tribe member

The Pacific coast was already known to the white man. In fact they had been trading for furs with the coastal First Nation tribes for a long time. This was achieved by sailing there. However, no white men had ever appeared overland from the east. 

A magical walk to their fort
Squaw Acaster Anna in one of the recreated camp huts

This National Park is where the party spent four miserable cold and wet months after arrival before retracing their steps back east. They brought back detailed information of plants, wildlife, First Nation tribes and a route to follow. On their return they were celebrities. I knew most of this from a wonderful book I bought in Cody, Wyoming in 2022 called ‘Undaunted Courage’ by Stephen Ambrose. 

Back in Astoria I went on to learn more about the Columbia River maritime history at a museum.

I thought this might be less than special but it turned out to be very interesting and beautifully presented and told. 

Fishing boats of yore

A key attribute of the vast river estuary is the turbulent waters that are created when the vast powerful river hits the Pacific. It’s dangerous and has claimed hundreds of mariner lives. 

The road bridge from Astoria, OR to Washington, on the far bank, over the Columbia River. Built in 1966.

O The museum touched on the fishing industry over the decades, fishing mainly for migrating salmon, the large container ships that go upstream to Portland, OR and then coverage of ship building, WW2 activity, coast guard coverage and even First Nation navigation. It was top class. 

Rough seas for the coast guard!

And then it was time to go and head further north up the coast and back into Washington state to the capital, Olympia.

NW America & Canada – Wide Eyed Wanderers

A drive south though Washington State was a surprise. I’d never associated the state with growing fruit; in fact it was in these valleys that 67% of America’s apples were grown along with lots of cherries, apricots, pears and these strange things:

If that was surprising then as we continued the drive we found a place that looked like a Bavarian ski resort, quite Disney-esque in its construction. Leavenworth was a gateway to the nearby ski slopes and wineries. I celebrated this phenomena with a bratwurst in a bread roll with sauerkraut. Clearly, when in Rome do as my lederhosen clad friends would do.

Reluctant wife for another photo!
Leavenworth
Another stop

Along the route was a small town, Shaniko, that time forgot. However it had some wonderful cars. If you’ve been reading my drivel long enough you’ll know I like the odd old car but usually in better condition than these.

Vineyards

The next morning it was onwards to Bend in Oregon. Dominating our drive were the Cascades, a range of mountains covering three States but as we drove south we could see the Three Sisters (South, Middle and North) and Mount Batchelor. The snowy peaks were in great contrast to our ambient temperature of 30°C.

On arrival we were greeted by a the large urban sprawl that gave way to an upmarket downtown close to the river Deschutes, it’s here we were billeted.

In the early evening Bob (Sanders) appeared. This was why we’d driven here: to genuflect at the altar of his magnificence. Bob despite a year on since his epic, record breaking, ride as the oldest man to cycle cross America was still trim and energetic and had lined us up for a busy time. This all started with a dinner and drinks with his wife, Kathryn, and some other close friends.

Bob, your humble narrator, Jack, Bob, Kathryn, narrator’s wife and Nancy

What struck you immediately was the bonhomie of the group and how they all seemed to thrive with this outdoor life of exercise and great summer weather. All the men were regular golfers and Kathryn was a keen tennis player. Some of the banter was hilarious, not least with the other Bob whose dry sense of humour made me wonder if he had British ancestry. In a discussion about people and places Bob commented on one passer-by that she reminded him of someone he couldn’t remember! Jack, Bob’s support on part of the World Record ride (Kathryn the rest) was there and it was clear to see how his positive and easy going nature was a vital asset in helping a probably very tired, hungry and occasionally irascible cyclist keep going for over 3,000 miles last Spring. 

The river Deschutes

Bob enquired as to what time we’d like to start the next day and we said early. We’re usually both awake at the crack of sparrows and whilst the day was cool it seemed best to get out there. So we were shown around on foot and in the car in central Bend before a brief drive up to Mount Batchelor. A cable lift took us up halfway on the mountain and afforded some inspiring and memorable views.

Beautiful walks beside the river
Listening to the master

At this time of year it’s mountain bikers careering down the mountain side but in winter it’s a busy ski resort. Whilst Bob bought our passes we enjoyed embarrassing him by pointing out to the women on the desk of his world record. As is the way she pulled out a mobile/cell phone to verify our information. Surprisingly this released a 10% discount! I say surprisingly as our ascent demanded some lengthy form filling and as another member of staff took an age over this task Bob did provocatively enquire as to whether this was her first day on the job!

Mount Batchelor – 9,000 feet high
South Sister behind us

In our day together Bob talked a little of his military service: he was a Vietnam veteran. In the US they honour and seemingly support their former combatants so much better than the British do. Of course this war was decades ago yet the traumas still sit in the lives of its participants. A reason for Bob’s long distance cycling was as the result of finding a physical activity that attempted to manage these demons. 

Later we met Kathryn again at their lovely home. Stories flowed of their international travel and postings together and some hair raising stories of Bob’s career as a City Manager. (The UK equivalent would be as the CEO of a town council.) One town he managed had considerable embedded corruption and the vested interests had little enthusiasm for his overhaul and removal of the fraudulent parties. It got so fraught that the head of the local police offered him a firearm to keep Kathryn and himself safe. Of course Bob was no stranger to firearms but decided another job might be an even safer solution! 

Another new smooth friend made

We then dined out in the centre of town to complete a wonderful trip to Bend with dear friends.

NW America & Canada – Kelowna

Hope was shortly behind us.

Factually rather than literally and we sped on a wide motorway towards Kelowna through steep sided rocky valleys and on stretches of highway where the 18 wheel behemoths stopped sparring with you in the outside lane at 70mph and had to crunch many gears and grind up 5% gradients at a fraction of that speed. Arriving in Kelowna Anna had identified a cool cafe, Sprout Bread, where I had another grilled cheese sandwich, this time on freshly hewn sourdough. A memorable treat.

Beyond yum!

From here we huffed and puffed through the dense traffic and gazillion traffic lights to the apartment where June lived. Kelowna will live long in my memory as a very busy city. June was a second cousin once removed to Anna. This connection was found relatively recently via Ancestry.com and we were keen to meet her face to face. June had emigrated to Canada in the 1950s and despite a short repatriation to Scotland this had been her home ever since. It brought home how different an age it was when, of course, reaching Canada was by ship! One interesting opportunity that arose in meeting at June’s apartment was to watch the osprey nest clearly visible from her upper floor location. These birds nested here every year and whilst we were there the mother protected the chicks and the male fished and returned with food for all. The burning sun was intolerable for the mother on this perch in 31°C but she stuck to the task of guarding the chicks and using her wings to provide shade.

Mother and father
A room with a view

Meeting up was a delight and family information was exchanged over beverages before we said goodbye and planned to meet the following day.

The lake – 75 miles long

Our departure led us across the lake to West Kelowna where our hostess awaited. Kelowna is divided into two parts either side of the lake and connected by a bridge. The traffic is now of such a volume that this bridge is a bottleneck most of the time. The solution of building a newer wider bridge is hampered by the land on one side belonging to a First Nation tribe. Their negotiating stance is unsupportable and whilst legislation remains in place to allow such a ‘hostage taking’ position the locals and others will have to queue.

The present Mrs Ives photographing a deer

Our accommodation for two nights was at the mercy of the indomitable Suzana in her immaculate and beautiful abode. The landlady originated from Serbia and she’d arrived in Canada in the mid 1990s as a refugee from the Balkans war. An immediate feeling swept over us that we were in her grip: she wanted to know our movements, plan our stay, sort out our dining arrangements in the locality and promoted her Serbian cuisine for breakfast. She held a number of robust views on various matters not least the President of the United States: we were discovering she wasn’t alone in that disdain. She really wanted to make our stay memorable; she did, but not in the way she hoped! We went with the flow on the first breakfast and dined at her recommendations but when we said we’d leave on day two before breakfast we were made to feel quite small. “Why so early?” “We have a long drive” “ How far?” “Err, we’ll drive as far as we can south, maybe 300 miles” “Only 300 miles! I had planned a special Serbian dish for breakfast!” She and her husband returned to our unforgivable decision more than once during our stay.

Kelowna across the lake

Anyway we did leave when we wanted and parted on friendly terms but, frankly, her reaction was unnecessary and made the experience ultimately miserable.

Sorry for all the US football fans but this had to be the result due to FIFA, the US team management and the White House being corrupt. This match took place whilst we were here.

Meanwhile the next day we took June out for lunch at The Quail’s Gate Estate Winery in West Kelowna where we enjoyed an exceptional meal in a beautiful setting, which was basically at the top of a vineyard on a lake. Completely magnificent, as was the food and drink.

View from our dining table
Seafood linguine

It has to be said that despite June’s life in Canada her accent was completely untouched by her stay although I did feel it essential to correct her description of a pavement as a sidewalk! (She resisted the temptation, no doubt, to hit me.) June’s daughters had grown up as Canadians and lived in Toronto and nearby in a ski resort. Whilst I would never be so indiscreet as to divulge a lady’s age it would be sufficiently vague to advise June was a nonagenarian and happily in magnificent health. Several digital photos later were exchanged by AirDrop – now I know a lot of much younger folk who’d have no idea how to do that!

Cousins

So creeping out of our accommodation we departed before 7am and sped south to the American border. Routine questions were asked by the Border official including “Where are you headed”  (I did feel an urge to suggest “where are we going?” was better English but as she was holding our two passports and had the power to block our passage I thought better of it.) So I said “Yakima”, “Where?” “Err, Yakima”, thus ensued a blank look and a peevish countenance. Anna lent across and translated for me: “Yack-eema”. Two nations divided by one language, eh? Anyway after this we confirmed we were not packing weaponry and were allowed to go.

NW USA & Canada – First Blood, Me & Rambo

It’s not often Google lets you down but on asking how long it’d take to cross the USA border into Canada it suggested between 45 and 90 minutes on a holiday weekend. This was a ‘holiday weekend’. So as we had a 11am lunch date on the outskirts of Vancouver we set off in good time to avoid being late.

Bellingham

Of course there wasn’t another car in sight as we handed across our passports to the border official and answered his questions. Were we carrying firearms? Anyway, wildly ahead of time for our luncheon we drove to Steveston, a twee little suburb of Richmond and had our first quality coffee of the trip.

Anna then spied there was a charity shop across the road from the cafe and we whiled away the rest of our freetime buying LPs (me) and jeans (her) until it was time to go. Henry and Stella lived in Richmond and had emigrated to Canada from Hong Kong nearly 30 years ago. I met Henry as his tour guide on my last tour leading a small band of North Americans around the Cotswolds. We’d stayed in touch and when I mentioned my proximity he’d offered to buy Anna and myself lunch. 

We found their property, enjoyed some tea and a catch up and then drove for some Dim sum. I have never had such delicious Chinese food. All freshly prepared with delicious ingredients including prawns and lobster. It was noticeable that Anna and I were the only non-Chinese in the 70 or so in the large dining room. (Anna was the only one not using chopsticks.) However, apart from confirming that the food must therefore be authentic and the highest specification it did also confirm our mutual love of football. Brazil versus Norway was on large screens and Norway’s superiority and goals was met with considerable glee. The bond between Asia and Scandinavia was probably not as strong as the probable long odds on Norway winning that was fuelling their vocal support. Many Chinese do like a flutter.

Stella carrying the considerable remains of our lunch for another feast

After such a wonderful lunch we thanked our hosts and headed east to Hope.

Hope was surrounded

The town was on a main road heading east into the Canadian interior. The town had been used as the set for ‘First Blood’, the first in a long line of Rambo movies in 1982. To mark Sly’s time in the town there was a wood carving just off the Main Street.

All carved from wood. A popular past time for those with a chainsaw in Hope

However, aside from the Hollywood connection it now seemed a fairly small, unimportant and down on its luck place where the heavy traffic rumbled through the settlement possibly stopping at the McDonalds or the other common Canadian fast food outlet, Tim Hortons. To paraphrase Simon & Garfunkel from “The Boxer” – ‘I do declare I took some comfort there’ – with a grilled cheese sandwich later that night.

Back in the BnB I watched England beat Mexico in some comfort. Never in any doubt….cough!

Chinos Tony? I had to be smart for lunch. Needless to say Henry and Stella wore jeans!

After rising and meeting some other folk, originally from Bridlington, we fired up the Nissan and continued east to Kelowna.

NW America & Canada – Pantless in Seattle

A trip to the north west of the USA was conceived when Anna found a deal, 10 months ago, to fly Business from Heathrow! This opulence isn’t the way I usually roll but when I’ve previously embarked on a long haul flight and trudged through the fuselage to the cheap seats in ‘stowage’ I’ve often cast an envious eye to the luxurious spaces in Business. On my 12th flight of 2026 (!) this was going to be my turn. However, into every life a little rain must pour and whilst the journey was comfortable to Seattle it would have been better if our luggage had been on the same flight…

Business Class. It’s the life

So our first task in downtown Seattle was to buy some clothes to tide us over until BA despatched our bags. The next day obvious battered by jet lag, there’s an 8 hour difference, we came too at 3:25am and were nicely in time for breakfast that started at 6:30am. We started the day with a Walking Tour down by the waterfront. The guide explained how Seattle got its name – a corruption of a Native American’s name, how the city got started with lumber felling, a great fire that levelled it all in 1889 and something about a notorious very large octopus in a big tank in an aquarium eating sharks in another large tank nearby. He prattled on, thinking he was hilarious, for two hours and left me convinced Seattle was slightly undersold by his efforts.

Captain Dreary
Waterfront
The very first Starbucks in the world

My mind was on the missing luggage all the while and calls were made to customer service numbers and I either got no answer or someone whose quality of English was dire. “Sorry, can you repeat that, por favor?” Needless to say no information.

In the afternoon we visited the Chilhuly Gardens. This Slovakian artist has designed wonderful creations in blown coloured glass. The works reflect underwater vegetation or flowers. With the lighting, presentation and setting they were all stunning. A 5 Star unmissable attraction.

All glass

One common US benefit is differential pricing for Seniors. That is pensioners/old people. Our entry was discounted down to $40 each but sadly when seeking this admission charge we weren’t challenged to prove it.

We strolled back to the hotel down a leafy avenue, absorbing the cannabis aroma that permeates the city, and got back to the hotel to find still no luggage. More calls ensued to indifferent customer services staff. The information was that the courier had collected 12 bags and could be ‘anywhere in Washington State but you will get them tonight’. I was still not consoled. However, when we returned from dinner at the waterfront at around 9pm they had just arrived. Tony was a happy boy.

You may be aware that the World Cup is underway with games being played in the USA, including Seattle. There were fans strolling around in team kits, but not many. The city had some advertising and several bars had TV’s showing the games. The usual presentation was the ‘FIFA World Cup’. In the UK the term FIFA is not referred to and often viewed as toxic. As we’ll discover it got more toxic. I think in such a large nation then soccerball has a following but the mainly interested parties seem to be the Latino, European and Asian immigrants. FIFA’s wish to get the USA more interested has probably failed but their coffers have swelled.

They’re everywhere
That’s my only photo!

The next day, with our luggage, we took an Uber to the airport and picked up our Nissan Altima and headed north. Our destination was the Boeing Everett factory where the 747, 787, 777 and 737 are assembled. 

We were not allowed to take photos and so nothing to show here. The site was massive and we were taken into an enormous hanger at a high level and looked down on a long line of partially built aircraft that as they progressed from right to left became more complete. Then they were then moved out to another building for painting. The size of the aircraft was impressive as was the variety of specifications ie. some were passenger planes but others may be for freight shippers. All the while we’re getting a commentary from a guide that was detailed and interesting. In our group of about 40 the majority were either Chinese or Indian and I, frankly, don’t think they listened or understood the fast talking narrative which was often quite technical but just gazed down at the partially built giants beneath us.

Next it was whales. Now please take heed, never go on a whale sighting cruise. We’ve done it twice around this coastline and it’s six hours of our lives we’ll not get back. People get on board to see Orcas or Killer Whales. They’re as rare as hen’s teeth despite the promotional spiel. So over our three hours we saw some wildlife – one grey and one humpback whale, some harbour seals, the odd sea lion or two and a bald eagle. We paid £135 (plus £10 for parking) for this. Stick to YouTube is my advice.

As much as I saw of a grey whale
We were buoyed up to find these chaps
A regular lunch favourite for Orcas
Aye aye Captain

From here it was continuing north to Bellingham to a motel for the night.

The World Cup, Nits and Fags – Week 27 : 2026

So as the World Cup is underway the present Mrs Ives appeared with a Daily Mail insert from a neighbour. The pull out was a chart you could complete as games were played and teams were eliminated or progressed. I naturally scoffed at the neighbour’s suggestion that, like a schoolboy, I would enjoy completing the chart. It turns out she knew me better than I knew myself and I have been found to skip downstairs, pen in hand, every morning to update it. I suspect that my enthusiasm may wain when England get knocked out of the tournament.

The grandchildren bring enormous pleasure although there are some challenges not least an outbreak of nits (head lice) at Isabella’s nursery. This necessitated Anna being called in to help to apply the shampoo that tackles these little mites. More memorable was her arriving at the house to discover various related adults sat around like a colony of chimpanzees checking each other’s scalps to identify infestation and embark on their removal. Maybe this demonstrates they are a close (k)nit family?

I was sad to hear of David Hockney’s death. Taylor Swift and spot welding probably have more in common than I do with fine art but I did especially love the simplicity and colours of his paintings that, as they say in art circles, ‘spoke to me’. He painted many landscapes in the Yorkshire Wolds to the east of the county and it’s here that I regularly cycle. We have bought a few prints from the gallery at Salts Mill where much of his art is displayed, however, if I was mega rich I would happily shell out for his Garrowby Hill work. Although, typically, I then did start to worry that I would need to guard it night and day with a special building, alarms, security guards and an insurance premium that  could support a small African nation.

Since writing I’ve had a couple of holidays in France, quelle surprise as the locals would say. The first was with John as we did a cycling loop of Brittany. A splendid time was had but it coincided with a heatwave (38°C+) and reminded me of my epic, yet impossibly hot days in Queensland in March. We each booked alternate nightly accommodation: as you know lodgings in France can be quirky. My mistake was a B’n’B that included a bed on a lofty platform with a precipitous set of steps (no rail) to access it. Descending in the dark for nocturnal micturition (look it up) and the obstacle course that also lay ahead in the corridor with low hanging beams and a sloping tiled floor was memorable. John’s unforeseen error lay in selecting a loft in a large house that was hotter than hell well into the early hours!

Me overtaking statues!
Old men sat on a rock having lunch beside a canal

This was followed by a family holiday in Carcassonne. This part of France is wonderful, easy on the eye and a stroll to buy some croissants in the morning is an oft repeated pleasure. I was allowed to take a bike and disappeared into the hills to the south of the city when permission was granted. Frankly it offers some of the most wonderful cycling I’ve ever enjoyed.

Back in the day my parents smoked, as did many relatives and many at my boarding school, usually in the bike shed! I must have, sort of, smoked about 20 cigarettes when I was 17 and that was it. I think along with Bill Clinton I never properly progressed to inhaling. Anyway I never pursued it and over the years it has become identified as a profoundly bad decision for your health (and pocket.) You can imagine our reaction when we were asked to buy some duty free on a returning flight from France. It felt like we were participating in something illicit. 200 cigarettes duty fee costs something like £50 compared to £150 over the counter in the UK. That was an eye opener. Frankly despite the tax revenue opportunity and deterrent idea it seems a very large opportunity for counterfeit or smuggled cigarettes for the unscrupulous as the difference is so wide.

Sweet Baby Jesus … my life is too short to give feedback on inner tubes.

Another outing was with Paul was to the second day (out of five) cricket Test match in Nottingham. The day’s play was excellent with some fine skills on display and lots of action. Test cricket has a dwindling audience globally and judging by this crowd it interested few under the age of thirty five and females were there but not in great numbers. So for the next day, after we attended, for England to throw the match by the retiring captain batting irresponsibly followed by his equally witless vice-captain similarly batting like a clown makes you wonder why you travel hundreds of miles and shell out £70 to witness such contempt and indulgence and precipitate a defeat to New Zealand. I’m glad Stokes is now gone and the hierarchy above him need to move on as soon as possible.

Lastly, I spent a little time with my favourite (equal) granddaughter Elodie and her father at a class for babies in Didsbury last week and thoroughly enjoyed seeing her crawl around and show delight in the activities. Before the class the leader, a lady, came up to me to ask who I was (!) and introduce herself; I was sat down. So as she asked her question I stood up, as seemed polite and put out my hand. Slightly bemused she quipped that my actions were ‘formal’. It made me wonder what has happened to manners and courtesy when such a demonstration of respect is seen as anomalous?

Guinness World Record in Pursuit of Peace

After Bob Sanders record breaking ride across the USA as the oldest man or person to do this he had considerable administration to complete to satisfy the Guinness World Records organisation that his ride was verifiable. Before setting off there were plenty of rules to follow but collating all the data after several weeks cycling at the end was still quite daunting. Trying to help I reached out to anyone else who’d resolved the issue and found a lady called Lynnea Salvo. She had six of her own world records for long distance cycling as a ‘senior’. Such a collection is quite amazing.

Whilst I’m corresponding with Lynn, Bob was alternatively resolving his needs but I struck up a ‘conversation’ with Lynn. She followed my blog and enjoyed my rides and exchanged her own experience in Europe. In fact she’d actually produced a film of her ride from up above the Arctic Circle to bottom of Europe in Spain. This ride was another Guinness World Record on a new Continent and over 4,300 miles for a female of her age.

It was a long expedition across 12 countries and one that she seemingly ate up with little physical discomfort. However long distance rides become so much easier and focussed if you plan to visit specific places on your journey. In Lynn’s case it was to do with peace.

In 1970 she lost her brother, John, in the Vietnam war. A tragic loss and one of so many. With this bereavement never far from her mind over the decades often her rides would focus on the pursuit of peace. On this ride she stopped at various sites as she headed south that were important over the years in, amongst other things, documenting Soviet or Nazi occupation and the fortitude and resistance of the peoples they ultimately failed to constrain.

So embedded here is a link to Lynn’s ride: ‘Pearls Of Peace’. It’s a beautifully crafted chronicle of her pilgrimage and one that I found engrossing. I hope you’ll watch it and if you do you’ll become inspired by her achievement and hopefully more reflective in these times of continuing and bloody global strife. 

The Class of ’66 Rides Again

Well it’s been a couple of months since I’ve ridden my bike abroad (!) and with John (of Hadrian’s Wall fame) we plan to ride again but this time the rubber will hit the road in France. On this blog, last year, I recorded a lovely, historic but occasionally chilly May ride across the north of England where John and I followed the Roman Wall.

This time there will be a different culture in Gaul although the scenery should be as interesting but the food will be a lot better! It also promises to be hot… bring it on.

The route cycling right to left

It’s called the ‘Class of ’66’ as this is the year, in fact September, that John and I met at Ashville College in Harrogate at their preparatory school, New College, on Leadhall Lane. I won’t be blogging as it’s only a trip for a week but I hope to post a number of posts on Instagram. Here’s link that takes you to Instagram below should you want to join and follow:

Tony Ives Instagram Link

The next step is to get ourselves to the Portsmouth to Saint-Malo ferry.

Record Of The Week # 174

Joel Hofmann – Loud & Lonesome

Hofmann’s Facebook page tells customers that he and his father have sold their hardware and welding supplies business in San Marcos, TX. Needless to say, in doing my research I was hoping to get to the ‘nuts and bolts’ of his career but never literally! However, there’s a lot of artists in Texas playing traditional country music for love whilst no doubt paying the rent in daylight hours with something less exciting. This may go some way to explaining how Hofmann’s been able to make music since the start of the millennium. His record releases are few and far between as playing live is the way to go and so when he does commit to wax it’s a red letter day: this release is no exception.

Texas has remained true to traditional honky-tonk music. It’s a vibrant scene where there’s often a hardwood floor to pound with your partner in front of the musicians. This collection of 11 songs showcases Hofmann’s resonant baritone and brought to mind Dale Watson. Burning the Midnight Oil starts at a galloping pace with Hofmann telling us he’s also moving at speed in the wee hours as guitars joust, a great opener. The Billy Dee Donahue cover of Blackjack Attack refers to a potent bourbon that helps you with matters of the heart. Frankly, the clip set by the drums sounds like an impending heart attack! It’s not all fast and Sign in the Kitchen puts on show his lovely voice where a slide guitar and some B3 organ gently serenade in the background. He shares Landmark Tavern with Linda Gail Lewis and some fabulous honky-tonk piano. This is all the real thing.

Play Me the Waltz of the Angels is an interesting cover. The band, in the story, strikes up a request from an elderly widower. This was his wife’s favourite song. The lachrymose sentimental saturation here had me scrabbling to research the composer and discover it was Rory Feek. Feek’s 2021 Gentle Man album is full of songs as poignant as this and his duet with Dolly Parton on One Angel can genuinely stop me in my tracks to wipe away a tear.

This selection never misses a beat and this is what you’d hear clutching a beer sat in a dancehall watching the two-steppers. Look no further if you haven’t got to Texas yet but want a taste of the live music scene.

A Postcard From Morocco – The End


Marrakech is probably the most well known and visited city in Morocco by British tourists, it’s certainly a well developed city with an air of prosperity and complete traffic chaos. Our stay at the Grand Plaza was on Mohammed VI Boulevard, a dual carriageway that accommodated trucks, cars, motorbikes, cars, bicycles and, my favourite, roller skaters holding onto cars. All moving at any maximum speed they could achieve with little lane discipline. It was anarchy and crossing any of the roads that turned off the Boulevard was, again, Russian roulette.

As we approached the hotel the guide who’d spent the tour giving us chapter and verse on industry, monarchy, religion, history, geography and culture said by way of a joke “we are now crossing the largest roundabout in the world”. To everyone on the bus it was a joke as he finished his guiding with our last drive in the bus. To one lady she, in a flash, asked yet another of her asinine questions, that we’d sat through for nearly 2,000 kilometres, “How many turnings off does it have?” Frankly, how would her life have been richer whether it was four of 16? She’d kept up a stream of nonsense throughout the tour including my favourite of identifying goats, sheep or donkeys through the bus window so that we could take photos. Rest assured there are many. She was Canadian but it does call to mind something I once heard in the USA when on a business trip that “there’s no such thing as a stupid question”. Let me be crystal clear, there certainly is. For what it’s worth the entry level tours do usually scoop up one guest (female) who is a quasi burden to the rest of the party. Anna and I have a game where we try and identify the person shortly after joining. I know this is a mean comment but on every tour it occurs!

We stayed three nights, two as part of the tour and then one extra night by ourselves. We dined alone on two of these nights and forgive me but I had burger and chips twice. The remaining tour activity was a guided tour of Jemaa el-Fnaa. This is the name of the area that houses the main square and the market. We had another excellent guide, Abdul, who was thoughtful and intellectual. He explained the three sided nature of Moroccan Squares and the small windy nature of the souk passages led to better ventilation and cooling. He also explained the Muslim diet and for those who think Islam prohibits shellfish, in fact, they don’t that’s Judaism. On one theological question he did accuse me of using logic that didn’t apply to the matter in hand!

The Mighty Abdul

In the middle of the guided walk we participated in a cooking class. It was Lemon Chicken Tagine, a dish I will probably never ever eat again. The preparation of the ingredients was fun and we were all given jobs, fortunately I missed out on mixing the raw chicken, vegetables and numerous spices with my hands. After our creation it then turned up for lunch along with a warm salad we’d also magic’d up.

In fairness I had no hair to keep out of the meal!

Back into the busy souk we dogged the other shoppers and regular motorbikes that weaved their way through the passages. The stalls in the souk never sell the same product next to each other. Clearly, having a competitor next to you was a bad move. The advice was that the haggle started at 50% of the initial asking price. You’ll be unsurprised that I felt no temptation to see if this was the correct approach. I would say that many of the goods look well made and interesting should you be in the market. After the tour we walked back to the hotel whilst some of the guests took advantage of last minute shopping (!)

Yummy Strawberry drink

So that was a busy and wonderful tour with so much to see and learn. We’ll be looking for our next G Adventures tour.

Lastly, as a former guide I couldn’t, or want, to fault Redouane, he was attentive, always managing our safety, efficient, interesting, fun and the tour ran perfectly. We tipped in line with the guidance of $10/day each and then chucked in a little more. I did wonder if everyone else stepped up, I hope so. The money isn’t just a little bonus as I suspect he’s keeping other family members with it. However, where he did outstay a welcome was his pursuit of ensuring that we all completed the post tour survey and advising what mark to give! We were asked to insert no negatives but if we felt there were problems to email G Adventures separately. However receiving from him WhatsApp messages days after the tour giving the number of outstanding respondents with a request to hurry up and complete was a misstep to me. On reflection it’s a competitive market to get work and guides with the best marks get the work. The useless management above him blame the guide for any negative comments about food, hotels and visits?

I guided as a hobby, Redouane isn’t.

A Postcard From Morocco – Part Four

I was tempted to ask if the owner of the Triumph motorbike had a helmet as travelling by two wheels is always my preference, however, duty called and I trooped back on to the bus.

The first stop was the Dedes river Gorge that was magnificent and you can see why the motorcyclists would want to visit.

This was quite a tourist destination especially for walkers. We were headed in the direction of Marrakech and stopped at a restored kasbah at Skoura Ah El Oust. This was built in the 17th Century and was a fortification against other tribes. We saw how the building was divided up for cooking, living and sleeping and where they kept the animals! If you were female then the reality is that due to danger of kidnap you would live your life inside.

Next we drove on to a nice hotel in Ouarzazate where we had some time in its spacious grounds before dinner. The guide introduced some of our dining destinations usually by first advising that we could use a credit card! It really was a step back from what we now experienced as a cashless society in the West. Despite this opportunity the dining itself at a local restaurant in Ouarzazate was disappointing. We both steered around our old friends the tagines and skewers: the staple offer and plumped for a Salad Niçoise. We both knew the fish would be out of a tin but it was something different. Frankly we only got a spoonful of tuna each! On every trip I always pack a packet of McVitie’s Digestive biscuits and so this supplemented our diet on our return to the hotel room.

Our trusty bus
The route so far

The next morning meant another kasbah and an important one as it was on the route for the camel caravans between Timbuktu in Mali and Marrakesh. This was Ait Ben Haddou. Climbing up to the top was a good workout not least with all the steps usually of different heights and often with rubble across the path! Again despite looking ancient and obviously the rock having been here forever then a lot of the construction took place in the 17th century.

Yup, it was that big rock over the river!
The route of our ascent
Forgive the plastic drum!

After taking in the view we descended and were ushered into a rug/carpet shop for the next retail opportunity and, yes folks, people bought stuff! Marrakech next.

A Postcard From Morocco – Part Three

Driving up through the mountains we reached the centre of Moroccan apple growing, whether green or red! I must admit I wasn’t sure if any of these apples made it to the UK but it was a big activity although, as the guide pointed out, it wasn’t an indigenous fruit.

On the centre of a roundabout in Ait Izdeg

The landscape continued to be dramatic as we headed east toward to the Algerian border.

Apparently Morocco and Algeria have their issues and don’t enjoy cordial relations but we wouldn’t be wouldn’t be causing any increase in tensions during our brief visit to Merzouga. Before that we drove through some valleys that were irrigated from underground wells to grow dates. The contrast between the valley floor and the rest of the landscape was eye catching.

We were soon in a flat arid landscape where nomads and kasbahs (fortresses) abounded along with camels, motorbikes and dune buggies. The latter transportation was common as this was a tourist area which attracted the adventurous foreign tourists to ride the dunes.

Our hotel was idyllic. The construction was classic with large mud and straw external walls built around stones. Inevitably this meant a lifetime of wall maintenance after hard weather as mud doesn’t like rain especially! Despite its construction the Reception opened onto a sensational view.

Our gaff for the night
A view from the hotel patio

Before dinner we all walked out in the dunes to watch the sun set. Getting up and down the dunes required a special technique. Dig your toes in on the way up and heels in on the way down. I had never been in such a setting and it was like something from a movie.

All as fine as the sand you’d get in a children’s sand box
The party doing as they were told… ‘Leap up and down’

Dinner was served on the patio. Quite a perfect setting.

The following morning we were put in 4×4 Toyota Land Cruisers and driven in to the dunes, now that was fun! Our journey ended at a Berber camp where we were served mint or green tea and some of their nomadic lifestyle explained.

Back toward Merzouga we were shephered into a building to hear some music. I wasn’t tempted to dance!

The party gets down

In fact as the day before Redouane had explained some of the musical tradition and I surprised him with my knowledge of a band that’s had some exposure and popularity in the west – Tinawaren. I had a CD from way back then. At this point the bus music system was commandeered to play their songs. I enjoyed it if the rest of the bus didn’t!

From here we were back in the bus heading toward Tinghir. Our hotel for the night was a former kasbah and the external wall were a very fragile mud and straw. Up at the top of the fortress on the terrace the walls were quite fragile. However the dinner was downstairs in a courtyard where Anna was surprised and delighted when a birthday cake was produced. A group of motorcyclists followed our ‘Happy Birthday’ with their serenade in Portuguese.

Tinghir was quite an urban spread with developments on the outskirts. In the centre, where we stayed it was older, and housing was close to the street. On a post dinner constitutional walk we found the shops open and young and old alike were sat outside shooting the breeze.

A Postcard from Morocco – Part Two

Morocco originally placed its capital in Fes until the French eventually moved it to Rabat, where it stayed. However it illustrates the importance of this city in north of the country. The city had an old part that was known as the medina: a warren of small alleys often linked by covered passages that variously house shops, residential housing, restaurants and some manufacturing such as leather tanneries and textile production.

Our morning started with meeting up with a new local guide – Hafeed who had excellent English and a sense of humour. He led us for the day around the medina and initially the mellah. The latter is where the Jews lived until their departure to Israel. After wandering through this selection of streets he did comment they’d all gone long ago! Going back to the Middle Ages Judaism was a more popular religion than Islam but at some point many converted to Islam. Frankly, the chance of that happening today seems unconscionable.

Passages

Beside the old town was a new settlement built by the French and it was here that our hotel was located. It’s worth now adding that whilst G Adventures curated a historic tour it was a shopper’s dream with many opportunities to browse and procure. All transactions in these shops were in cash. Also you couldn’t buy dirhams outside of Morocco. Inevitably all this enforced money changing meant all sort of little currency bureaus making a nice ‘drink’ on converting cash. You could use plastic in more upmarket establishments such as some bigger city hotels but it meant we and the rest of the party were spending time changing money. I mentioned the uncertainty of knowing whether the prices were value for money as you haggled but restaurants and cafes were ordinarily at tourist prices. These prices may be cheaper than the UK or North America but not by much. Also, frankly, the food was mediocre and the choice limited throughout. I sympathise with G Adventures selecting more expensive restaurants as they wanted guaranteed hygiene levels and inevitably many restaurants were near tourist attractions or en route. However, as in all purchases if you pay over the odds and it’s of good quality you don’t care but otherwise you do and whilst it is a small complaint I did develop the view that we were ‘there for the taking’ as you entered establishments. I would add that the average salary in Morocco was $9,500 pa. Frankly, if that’s the mean average then the mode ie. most widely received salary would be far less, so which Moroccan would pay $15 for a tagine? (The minimum hourly rate in Morocco is $1.80.)

The national flag

We had a busy programme and I’ll let the photos tell a story:

Old town from on high
Stork nest
Dentist
A visit to a pottery
Patrick Swayze impersonator
Into the medina
Lots of cats everywhere!
Restaurant
Lunch. Shock, horror, probe… It’s not a tagine!
Tannery pools for dyeing leather. The smell would also make you die.
Slippers
Bags. These two photos are a small sample of their wares. I suspect the annual stocktake may have inaccuracies.
Mike from Edmonton about to model a male head dress scarf
Loom for weaving textiles in wool or aloe thread (yes, the cactus). Seems a 19th century invention.

The medina in Fes was vibrant, colourful, busy and interesting. A key observation was how do these traders make a living with such small businesses and, in many cases, how did they ever shift all this stock? a lot of the product looked well made and by now the prolific shoppers in our party were hitting their stride with the purchase of table cloths, leather bags, leather coats, scarves, ornaments and the like.

Exhausted by the heat, culture and emporiums we were deposited back at the hotel with the party left to make their own dining arrangements. We were getting tagine’d out and fancied a pizza. A restaurant was found, a seat was taken and a pepperoni pizza duly placed before me. Error. Pork isn’t eaten by Muslims because they don’t eat animals that eat other animals and pigs eat anything… apparently? So I have no idea what the salami substitute was in my pizza but it was awful and I picked it out and shoved it to the side of my plate. Anna and I had slipped off from the party, which made us feel a little mean. Whilst they were a good bunch I was working on making ‘absence make the heart grow fonder’ as 9 hours, from an early morning start until drop off, with them absorbed my full pleasure quota.

Not pepperoni!

The tour necessitated long distances to be covered in the bus to get to the next hotel or interesting site. The bus was comfortable, well driven and the stops were frequent for comfort breaks and refreshment. Often a toilet would have a female attendant maintaining the facility sat outside. She needed tipping. That was only an issue in finding the necessary small coins to pay. If you didn’t have any change you felt underhand slipping in and out! This brings us to the manning of most hospitality venues: there always lots of staff. They must have all been paid little as I think the businesses couldn’t stretch to serious wages. The guide always emphasised that tourists were helping to support these people by their generosity.

As we entered the Atlas Mountains the poorer the people appeared. Free education was now available but as a child got older and possibly more helpful to the family it wasn’t certain they would stay in school. Healthcare has improved over the decades but was still inadequate. Our guide, Ridouane, a man with a couple of degrees and fluent in three or four languages had been one of 12 children. He was a Berber and said his home was in the mountains. Horrifically his parents’ first six children died as infants. He reflected that some would have survived today with the current availability of Moroccan healthcare. All this emphasised that Morocco was on a steep trajectory as a developing nation with much achieved but a long way to go.

Atlas mountain range

After seeing and hearing about this struggle it made me muse that the illegal immigrants, often from countries to the south of Morocco who entered Europe didn’t stop in Morocco because they were unwelcome/not allowed but passed through to cross the Mediterranean. Northern Europe must seem like Eldorado with its personal freedoms including free legal assistance to remain, free subsistence money, free welfare, free healthcare, free shelter and their preceding countrymen to join. The comparison with their own countries would be unrecognisable. Clearly Europe was struggling today with the sheer numbers, welfare costs, cultural incompatibility, fear of violence and growing national rejection of the movement of these peoples that had political consequences for governments. It may even be the most highly debated issue throughout Europe now.

The landscape of Morocco can be coastal, attractive arable or grazing lands, forests, barren plains and mountains of enormous height and beauty. It was on occasion ravishing. It’s little surprise that Sir Winston Churchill took time during WW2 to paint these mountains from Marrakech.

Our stopping point for the night was to be Merzouga close to the Algerian border. This was a tour highlight for us all.